Monday, January 11, 2010
#140 The Bees
It had been a wonderful holiday and everyone had the most brilliant time. And then the bees came back.
#139 The World
The world collectively sighed. Flipping through magazines and watching women undress from secret peep-holes. Life could be so mundane.
#138 Bianca
Bianca felt like she was queen of the world, standing atop the human pyramid cheering. Nothing felt better than standing on 12,000 corpses.
#137 Big Daddy
As an Opthamologist, Big Daddy would secretly pleasure himself watching shows about octopuses. He always was a leg-man.
#136 Arnold
And with that, Arnold brushed the hair from out of his eyes, picked up the sword, and never returned to his mother's creamery.
#135 Sarah
Not only did Sarah buy all forty puppies, but she couldn't wait to harvest all their organs. This would be the best birthday ever!
#134 Stephanie
She laughed so hard the milk she was drinking came out of her nose, then, Stephanie's legs shot out of her body like milk propelled rockets.
Sunday, January 3, 2010
#133 Bradley
He stared at the cucumber, the sack of feathers and the machine. But there must have been something Bradley was forgetting!
#132 Father Williams
And with a sudden rush of emotion, Father Williams regurgitated the entire horse in front of his clergy.
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